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babywecantalkallnight:

Alice Eve
Reblog if you want your followers to tell you one thing they secretly like about you.

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……shark week already?? haha
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wildink asked: Please remind me to post my favorite picture from last year's pride parade in NYC. It's a must need.

Hehe okidoki. Are you gonna go this year???

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PRIDE WEEKENNNND!! XOXO

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2:45 convos with the cat.
  • Cat:-rubs face on corner of laptop-
  • Me:Stop it please.
  • Cat:-chews on corner of a book-
  • Me:Stop that too.
  • Cat:-walks across the keyboard-
  • Me:Do you just hate me or something?
  • Cat:Meow.
  • Me:I'm going to assume that means "Fuck you, cunt." Am I right?
  • Cat:Meow.
  • Me:I knew it. I knew you hated me. You only use me for food, water, treats, cat nip, and a litter box cleaner. DON'T YOU THINK I DESERVE BETTER?!
  • Cat:Meow.
  • Me:DON'T YOU TELL ME TO CALM DOWN. I'M BEING USED LIKE A TAMPON OVER HERE AND YOU SAY CALM DOWN?! WHY DON'T YOU FUCKING CALM DOWN?!?!?!?!?!
  • Cat:Meow.
  • Me:YOU MAKE THAT SOUND SOOOOO EASY. JUST FORGET ABOUT ALL THE YEARS WASTED ON YOU WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?! I LOVE YOU! I NEED YOU GOD DAMNIT!
  • Cat:Meeeow.
  • Me:I love you too baby. I'm sorry. Let's never fight again.
  • Me:-snuggles cat-
  • Me:-uses tail to wipe my tears-
  • Me:-Gets fur in my eye-
  • Me:I KNEW YOU HATED ME.
  • Cat:Meow.
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Reblog if you think the next disney prince should be GAY.

randomostrichchocolates:

4 million and counting

5 million

This should get to 10 million, come on people.

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